dein weißes fleisch erleuchtet mich

flesheating:

im not boyish enough to be a boy and im not pretty enough to be a girl im just some sort of weird creature in the middle like a snail

(Source: withins)

 

spookygoo:

I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.

 

|Rammstein - Haifisch|

 
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dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

 
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queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

(Source: neutroisenjolras)

 
me: I should draw something
me: [does absolutely nothing]
 

(Source: zoewashburne)

 

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper